I think I’m going to create a playlist specifically for my funeral, so whenever I die, everyone will feel like they have to play it, because it is my dying wish that they do so. I’m going to make is as awkward as possible, and if they do not play it, I want them to know that I will be rolling miserably in my grave.

I don’t have time to do it at this exact moment, though, so hopefully I will not die later tonight, or my plan will not work.