My recent habit of staying awake until 5am has made it so that I spend much of the night starving, as I find it wildly inappropriate to eat now, for instance, when it is 3am. I eat during daylight hours, but since I’m hardly awake during the day, I don’t have time to eat much.

LULZ. I FAIL.

Let’s all wave goodbye to my body, as I’m sure it is disintegrating at a rapid pace. Au revoir.