Please explain to me how when I was younger, and me and all my dumbass friends used to hang around in the summer listening to music, we would listen to stuff like this… Dr. Dre. We all graduated high school, and none of us got pregnant. Except for one of my friends who got pregnant at the end of senior year, but she, of course, did not listen to this music, so she doesn’t count.

These days, kids listen to Justin Bieber and emo shit, and are pregnant in 8th grade. What the hell is going on?