February 2012
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I’m eating spaghetti pie tonight, and you’re not. Haha. Loser.
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who run da world? me.
I’m out of makeup remover. Kill me.
demivitae:
otrachicacon:
nocreativeurlleft:
When did this:
Become hotter than this:
¿Quien fue el idiota que comparo a Einstein con esté cabrón? No sé pero esto ni risa da x).
Damn Einstein. Get on with yo’ bad self.
What are you eating under there?
“Do you want a baked potato?”
“No, I just ate a bunch of chocolate.”
I’m such an embarrassment.
upyoursbutters asked: what is the song playing right now on your tumblr? It is soooo beautiful.
“He said be here at 6 sharp. He also added ‘be here or be square.’”
Lmao. Going to watch some terrifying movie, while crying and eating LaRosa’s. YEEEEAH BUDDY.
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I think I’m going to create a playlist specifically for my funeral, so whenever I die, everyone will feel like they have to play it, because it is my dying wish that they do so. I’m going to make is as awkward as possible, and if they do not play it, I want them to know that I will be rolling miserably in my grave.
I don’t have time to do it at this exact moment, though, so...
Having cake for dinner.