Making @royceda59 proud, I’m sure.
Everyone at work has Harry Potter quotes on their whiteboard. This will be mine. #slytherin #pureblood #nogryffindorksallowed 🐍🐍🐍
I pretty much only wear tie dye and sweatpants in the house. Every single day. So hawt. #hippy #lazy #fashion #trendsetter #fckwhereismydinner 💁💋😛💖
Half a head.
WHERES MY FCKN KETCHUP? THIS IS GROSS.
Just looking at everything that occurred on my phone last night. #wasps
"I hate gravy." - Me after trying biscuits and gravy for the first time in my life. I don’t try anything. I am six and a half.
I love you. 💋 #sloppyjoesandbeer