"I’m adorable, but I hate you."

"I’m adorable, but I hate you."

#fbf to me fifteen minutes ago. There is also a crown ring on my pinky finger, for obvious reasons. ๐Ÿ‘‘

#fbf to me fifteen minutes ago. There is also a crown ring on my pinky finger, for obvious reasons. ๐Ÿ‘‘

Please never leave me voicemails. I hate them.

Please never leave me voicemails. I hate them.

When Saint Rachel discovered alcohol at age 20. #lemonadeandvodka #coolshirthillbilly

When Saint Rachel discovered alcohol at age 20. #lemonadeandvodka #coolshirthillbilly

Who gave me this stupid haircut? #fbf

Who gave me this stupid haircut? #fbf

#fbf #sorry #couldnotresist #2hilarious #2007

#fbf #sorry #couldnotresist #2hilarious #2007

Me. #rachelmalfoy #pureblood #slytherinfriday

Me. #rachelmalfoy #pureblood #slytherinfriday

I asked the Internet if I sound country, but I’m glad I can be a role model to young girls everywhere.

I asked the Internet if I sound country, but I’m glad I can be a role model to young girls everywhere.

My free fitbit is here.

My free fitbit is here.

LOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOL

Shelby was recording, and if you listen closely, you can hear me making fun of someone like the sweetheart that I am. ๐Ÿ’

I’m the biggest thug in America.

I’m the biggest thug in America.

Rachel Corinne: The College Years. #tbt #todayisthursdayright?

Rachel Corinne: The College Years. #tbt #todayisthursdayright?

Me. All day. Every day.

Me. All day. Every day.

Only me.

Only me.