Dyed my hair red. JK. Gotcha.

Dyed my hair red. JK. Gotcha.

At least Joe gets me. #freebudden

At least Joe gets me. #freebudden

A constant reminder that @heynickgo nearly lost his life trying to drunkenly walk down the stairs. Great work, nickvicious.

A constant reminder that @heynickgo nearly lost his life trying to drunkenly walk down the stairs. Great work, nickvicious.

It’s sideways because I’m so hip and artsy.

It’s sideways because I’m so hip and artsy.

I’m leaving work at 4 tomorrow, and leaving at 1 on Friday. Madonna and I feel the same way about it.

I’m leaving work at 4 tomorrow, and leaving at 1 on Friday. Madonna and I feel the same way about it.

Adam makes me want to hate someone. It’s beautiful.

Adam makes me want to hate someone. It’s beautiful.

Me at 7pm.

Me at 7pm.

JK. I didn’t say that. Or did I? I don’t even know what planet I’m on right now.

JK. I didn’t say that. Or did I? I don’t even know what planet I’m on right now.

No, @mstepp92.

No, @mstepp92.

I couldn’t even speak because I was laughing so hard at this.

I couldn’t even speak because I was laughing so hard at this.

Someone be Draco for Halloween, so I can be Astoria, and we can hate everyone and call them filthy mudbloods. #slytherin #drastoria #dracomalfoy #astoriagreengrass

Someone be Draco for Halloween, so I can be Astoria, and we can hate everyone and call them filthy mudbloods. #slytherin #drastoria #dracomalfoy #astoriagreengrass

Because I’m laying in my warm bed and watching Harry Potter all day long. #slytherin #housepride #wedabest

Because I’m laying in my warm bed and watching Harry Potter all day long. #slytherin #housepride #wedabest

Sing me to sleep. #66

Sing me to sleep. #66

I appreciate when other people know my limit. #longdistancedrinking

I appreciate when other people know my limit. #longdistancedrinking