We’re obviously not related at all.

We’re obviously not related at all.

Crossfire parade.

Crossfire parade.

expels:

i consider giving people dirty looks a hobby

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet
Why would I ever make a normal face.

Why would I ever make a normal face.

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xrachelcorinne

They better keep these out of the vending machine or I will eat all of them, and become the world’s largest human.

They better keep these out of the vending machine or I will eat all of them, and become the world’s largest human.

They better keep these out of the vending machine or I will eat all of them, and become the world’s largest human.

They better keep these out of the vending machine or I will eat all of them, and become the world’s largest human.

If you know what I’m doing in this screenshot, you’ve known me entirely too long.

If you know what I’m doing in this screenshot, you’ve known me entirely too long.