Me when people call me Rach like they know me, but they actually don’t.

Me when people call me Rach like they know me, but they actually don’t.

YASSSSS. FINALLY. 😘😘😘

YASSSSS. FINALLY. 😘😘😘

Making @royceda59 proud, I’m sure.

Making @royceda59 proud, I’m sure.

STFU. I’m going to say this to everyone now just for my own personal amusement.

STFU. I’m going to say this to everyone now just for my own personal amusement.

Typical Tuesday.

Typical Tuesday.

YAAAASSSSS. I did not get sweet cinnamon pumpkin because I’m not basic. 👊

YAAAASSSSS. I did not get sweet cinnamon pumpkin because I’m not basic. 👊

#transformationtuesday

#transformationtuesday

Everyone at work has Harry Potter quotes on their whiteboard. This will be mine. #slytherin #pureblood #nogryffindorksallowed 🐍🐍🐍

Everyone at work has Harry Potter quotes on their whiteboard. This will be mine. #slytherin #pureblood #nogryffindorksallowed 🐍🐍🐍

Me when my alarm goes off.

Me when my alarm goes off.

I pretty much only wear tie dye and sweatpants in the house. Every single day. So hawt. #hippy #lazy #fashion #trendsetter #fckwhereismydinner 💁💋😛💖

I pretty much only wear tie dye and sweatpants in the house. Every single day. So hawt. #hippy #lazy #fashion #trendsetter #fckwhereismydinner 💁💋😛💖

Half a head.

Half a head.

WHERES MY FCKN KETCHUP? THIS IS GROSS.

WHERES MY FCKN KETCHUP? THIS IS GROSS.

It’s funny because it’s true.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Just looking at everything that occurred on my phone last night. #wasps

Just looking at everything that occurred on my phone last night. #wasps

"I hate gravy." - Me after trying biscuits and gravy for the first time in my life. I don’t try anything. I am six and a half.

"I hate gravy." - Me after trying biscuits and gravy for the first time in my life. I don’t try anything. I am six and a half.